god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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