I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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