Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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