I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Who wears a wallet chain?!
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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