yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Holy sore nipples Batman
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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