direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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