You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
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Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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