Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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