My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I have demons in me.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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