STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
that may or may not have been my penis.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
