OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
porn star boner night. come get it.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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