I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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