lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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