Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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