Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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