return my video game
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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