Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
