I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
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