I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Randomize
