You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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