I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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