literally had 100 drinks last night.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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