I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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