is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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