fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
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