I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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