If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
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