I'm lost and stupid without you.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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