You're completely useless in the revolution.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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