I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
