I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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