if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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