how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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