And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
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