I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
