i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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