ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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