can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I will pee on everything he values.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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