just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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