Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I forget how to act sober
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