i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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