so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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