I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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