Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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