Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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