Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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