Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
this boner is exhausting
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Rumble strips road head = magical
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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