I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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