So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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