What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Randomize
