my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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