Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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