when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
This house was built for laser tag.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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